Comments on: Top 11: Gym Rats We Love To Hate

By: jeff

jeff — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 00:24:21 +0000

GLOVE’S I mean really if you’re a guy and not a hand model loose the gloves….

By: Johnny Jonsson

Johnny Jonsson — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:21:19 +0000

in addition to alicia i’d like to mention that the gossip girls are usually male over here.

obtw i fall into your seal-section, i was prepared to be pissed until i found out that i see the other 10 kinds of people in my gym too. :)

By: Same

Same — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:35:42 +0000

I found this piece to be hilarious and seemingly true. However, you might have titled it “A Misanthrop’s Guide to Hating People– tips and tricks for pigeonholing and devaluing everyone you see around you.”

There’s also the Locker Room Creep: the guy who, even when presented with dozens of unoccupied shower heads, decides to take a shower at the head directly next to you. This guy is related to the nudist, but actually, I’ve noticed that anyone over 40 is pretty much the nudist. Also, I’m the accountant so f**k you.

By: Lou

Lou — Mon, 11 May 2009 14:42:01 +0000

This is exactly why I rather lift at home, where i can:
mix creatine monohydrate with my beer and work at my own pace…:-)

By: Alicia

Alicia — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:01:27 +0000

Also to be noted, Bros get an irrational amount of pleasure out of watching themselves lift in the mirror.

By: Alicia

Alicia — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:00:39 +0000

13. Gossip Girls

Girls who use machines as a place to sit and gossip, doing approximately 1 set per 15 minutes at the lowest weight level. Continue to sit at the machines well after they are done to talk about who went to the grab-a-date with who and who got too drunk the night before.

By: generaldisdain

generaldisdain — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:02:14 +0000

12. The Shadow.

The Shadow is like the puppy guarder, only he has decided he likes the cut of your jib, so rather than encroaching on your space he simply follows you around, doing whatever exercise you just finished.

The Shadow is getting some free personal training, and really wouldn’t be all that bothersome if his constant staring and watching didn’t make you feel like he was going to be waiting for you in the steam room later with a garrote.