DeJuan Blair is chubby
You can't see it from this angle, but there's a cheeseburger on the rim.
Can we all agree now that DeJuan Blair can best be summed up as “chubby?” I’m chubby. I know chubby. DeJuan Blair is chubby. Some might even say he’s fat. For God’s sake, the guy has moobs. That should be evidence enough.
Forget the stats, Blair’s season can be summed up in one single play. In the final seconds of Pitt’s matchup with Villanova, Blair allowed his team to lose the game. As ’Nova guard Scottie Reynolds motored past him on the way to the game-winning basket, the lazy Blair flung an arm in Reynolds’ direction in a half-hearted attempt at defense. The sophomore forward’s effort screamed, “It’s nap time, right after I eat this cake.” Here you are playing for a trip to the Final Four, and all you can do is try and stop the game-winning shot by sticking one of your jelly doughnut-loving hands in the direction of the man who will ultimately become a hero? Fatty!
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