In no way does this relate to sports. It’s just funny as all hell. It’s only 9 seconds long, so worth the view.
Thanks to Seth for finding this gem.
Houston Texans backup running back Ryan Moats should be praised for his handling of a sad and unfortunate situation that occurred over the weekend. Moats was pulled over by a Dallas police officer for a minor traffic infraction as he rushed to an area hospital where his mother-in-law lay dying.
In case you missed it from earlier in the week, a repost of this week’s Top 11.
11. Horse racing. Sure, it’s fun to bet on and exciting to watch. But besides literally beating a horse, humans don’t do much to lend themselves to the “sport” of it all. Jockeys simply perform a service, riding and steering the beast in a circle, while the horse does the majority of the work. Plus, have you ever seen a collective group of “athletes” that can excel in any sport while all standing 5’5″ and under? No way. Okay, so female gymnasts may have a case here, but otherwise no.
10. Dog shows. To the overweight, underworked dog handlers, this may be as close to athletics as they ever get. Fat people jogging with animals doesn’t equal a sport, however. Dog shows are about as far from sport as you can get, though some would have you believe otherwise. Because competition is combined with slight aerobic activity, by nature you have a sport. Wrong. This is barely leisure, and it’s disappointing that our increasingly obese society has to stoop so low to justify exercise.
That’s foreign speak for “Peter Gomez threesome.” Note Pedro in the background. We’re tight on Facebook, he was tagged in this photo. How often do you think this sort of thing happens? Go Pedro.
We don’t have an NBA team anymore, so I had to go to Portland to watch basketball played at its highest level (thanks, local government). That’s where I was Monday night, amidst a crowd of rabid red-and-black emblazoned fans, cheering on the Trailblazers as they battled the visiting Philadelphia 76ers. This is my chronicle of the night’s events. Enjoy.
Inside the Rose Garden.
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