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Archive for December 23rd, 2008

Beyond Seattle: Evil Empire turns Young Teixeira to Dark Side

Posted by Alex on December 23, 2008

Congratulations, New York Yankees! For the first time in five years, you have surpassed the Boston Red Sox as my least favorite professional sports franchise. I was beginning to wonder if the Sox and their nation of bandwagon backseat drivers would ever relinquish the number one spot, but thanks to your signing of Mark Teixeira today, the Sox are number two and you good folks are back on top. You’ve now invested $424 million in three individuals: Teixeira, and pitchers CC Sabathia and A.J. Burnett. I’d hate to see how much you’re willing to spend on high-class prostitutes.

I’m not going to mince words: I hope you fall flat on your face and watch the low-budget Tampa Bay Blank Rays win the division again this year. I think the spending competition between yourselves and Boston is pathetic, especially in a nation (let alone a world) where 99% of individuals will never know what it feels like to drop nearly half-a-billion dollars in one month. Why can’t you fools compete to see who can produce the biggest toy drive or feed the most poverty-stricken individuals? Instead you’re putting more meals on the table for a fat-ass behemoth “athlete” who has overcome obesity to make the roughly 200-foot walk between the dugout and the pitcher’s mound ONCE EVERY FIVE DAYS and toss a baseball around.

I don’t hate CC Sabathia, but I do hate the fact that you’re paying him to be a savior when he’s little more than the Black Michelin Man. And then there’s A.J. Burnett. If you can get him to stay healthy for a season, maybe he’ll live up to his outrageous salary. Even when he is physically capable, you’ll be lucky to get strikes out of a man who once threw a no-hitter despite walking nine people.

Teixeira might be the least deserving of all your expenditures. The man plays first base, a position ably filled by overweight lardos on motorized carts. He can hit for power and average, yet everyone knows that first basemen are often plagued by “slow skills,” so you better hope those talents don’t decay before the expiration of his eight-year contract. At least you’re asking more of Teixeira than Burnett and Sabathia. Teixeira should make appearances at least four out of every five days, worst-case scenario. Right?

The Yankee way is restored. Spend money on high-priced free agents and keep talented youngsters rotting in the minors. The “win-now” mentality has reemerged, and the patience associated with youth is dead. Who needs Brian Cashman, Yankee GM, when you have Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, Hank and Hal Steinbrenner, owners. We can’t write this off as an abject failure yet, but when CC has eaten his way to a bloated ERA, A.J. is healing on the DL, and Teixeira is carrying a fizzling lineup to a third-place finish in the AL East, I can only hope that you’ll have the sense to change your ways and give up on those free-wheeling bad habits. I hate the Sox, but I can’t help but hate you, the New York Yankees, a whole lot more right now.

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Hawks fumbled Holmgren’s departure

Posted by Alex on December 23, 2008

It’s hard not to be upset about the circumstances surrounding Seahawks head coach Mike Holmgren’s pseudo-retirement following this season. Holmgren paraded around Qwest Field on Sunday following a fitting victory in his final home game, thanking fans and Qwest Field employees alike as he made his final rounds. The moment was bittersweet for Hawks fans, however, who can’t be all too happy that Holmgren will be riding off into the sunset after a miserable final season. As Holmgren himself has alluded to in recent weeks, the decision to leave the organization wasn’t entirely his own, and after waffling on impending retirement plans, he appears motivated to coach again soon.

Not that Holmgren is a perfect angel in this whole mess. Over the past few offseasons, he has managed to keep the front office at bay while he’s essentially held them hostage over his decision to either retire or remain coaching. His indecision wasn’t entirely fair to the organization signing his checks, and like Brett Favre in Green Bay, at some point or another the franchise had to move on.

But moving on in the way the Seahawks chose to was not fair to Holmgren. Jim Mora, Jr., no matter how good he may be at his job, should never have been signed as “head coach in-waiting.” If he wanted to remain as secondary coach and could have been persuaded to hang around until Holmgren’s departure, then fine. But there’s no reason to think the Hawks couldn’t have found a coach with a similar pedigree to Mora’s, if not better, had Mora chosen to walk.

Now, a team that is probably looking at some sort of rebuilding effort in the coming seasons, will have to do so with a new coach rather than the veteran that has brought them to a level of prominence in recent seasons. If Holmgren ends up coaching elsewhere in the near future (San Francisco, most likely) then we can argue that this move completely failed. For now it just leaves a bad taste in the mouths of fans after a season we’d like to forget.

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Garcia to take part in East-West game

Posted by Alex on December 23, 2008

University of Washington senior center Juan Garcia accepted an invitation to play in the East-West Shrine Game, taking place in Houston on January 17th. This means two things: 1, Juan will have a great opportunity to showcase his skills in front of NFL scouts, and 2, West quarterbacks better get used to fielding snaps off the bounce. I love Juan for his desire, his ability, and his loyalty to the program, but the man has had issues getting snaps to his QB this year.

Regardless of his recent performance, Juan has been a stalwart on the O-line for the Dawgs in his six years with the program and I couldn’t be a happier for the guy. There are few players as deserving as Juan Garcia of this honor, and hopefully the current UW center will have the opportunity to follow in the footsteps of another great Husky center, Olin Kreutz, and maintain a long and distinguished pro career. Good luck to Juan on the 17th, and look for him on ESPN2, where the game will be broadcast live.

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The Top 11: Greatest Moments in Dawg Pack History, #1

Posted by Alex on December 23, 2008

The first ten events in our countdown can be found in two separate installments, here and here.

1. 26-1; Stanford vs. UW; March 6, 2004.

The event: Senior Night, 2004, and the final regular season game for both teams. Washington, playing for an at-large berth into the NCAA tournament, would have to defeat the undefeated Stanford Cardinal in order to secure any hope of going dancing. Stanford, at 26-0, looked to finish off a perfect regular season and a sure #1 seed heading into the tourney. Both teams had everything to play for, and the atmosphere in Hec Ed on this Saturday afternoon reflected as much.

The Dawg Pack had begun planning for this day weeks in advance. Noticing an undefeated Stanford team rolling through the Pac-10, and a scheduled meeting with the Cardinal on the final day of the regular season, students realized the potential of this heavyweight matchup. Having never organized such an event before, a contingent of Pack members arranged for a campout, securing electricity and access to bathrooms for the tent city that would emerge in the area around Hec Ed.

As the days crept by, destiny continued to shape itself into perfect form. The Huskies continued knocking off opponents, erasing all memory of their horrible start to the year and ever closer to an NCAA Tournament appearance. Likewise, Stanford beat everyone in sight, including narrowly escaping the Washington State Cougars in Pullman on March 4th.

On the evening of March 5th, the stage was set and students who otherwise would have spent the night in heated dorms, apartments, or houses, made their way to Montlake Boulevard and began setting up sleeping bags and tents to camp out for the coming day’s events. A restless night with temperatures in the low-30’s was met by a group of Stanford fans who peppered Romarville with eggs, fruit, and rocks. And yet it was entirely worth it. By the time morning came around, news crews and good Samaritans who had heard of the Pack’s efforts began making their way to the arena. They brought coffee and doughnuts and loads of spirit. Coach Romar even appeared with Krispy Kreme in tow, leading an impromptu pep rally in the process. Later, players emerged and sat shoulder-to-shoulder with their fans. Nate Robinson and Curtis Allen spent an hour playing Madden with students as players, fans, and coaches got to know each other. The day was nearly complete, and hadn’t even yet begun.

By 1:00 PM, fans were being streamed into the arena. By 1:15, the Pack was condensed into a tightly-knit sea of purple with no room to sit and barely enough room to stand. Minutes dragged on and by 3:00, tipoff, the gym was buzzing with intensity, warmth, excitement, and sweat.

The aftermath: In what became a symbol of victory for the Huskies of 2004, a freshly-bleached Mike Jensen won the opening tip and the crowd reacted as if the Dawgs had just won the game; a Jensen tip-control was as good as a win in the history of Huskydom. Curtis Allen, the team’s lone senior, started in place of Nate Robinson and received a hero’s welcome when he was announced during pre-game introductions. Allen, one of the most selfless leaders on a team of deferent superstars, took to the floor with a billowing gold t-shirt underneath his uniform and was a blur of oversized fabric moving from one end of the court to the other.

The game started slowly and sloppily, each team unable to convert scoring opportunities early on. Fans were undeterred, refusing to sit despite the awkward opening. The lower bowl would remain standing the entire game, joining in with the Pack who rumbled and swayed in unison, churning in response to the action.

The nationally-televised contest had brought ABC to Seattle and the voice of Brent Musberger on the call. In a DVD recording of the game, Musberger, a pro’s pro when it came to calling college basketball, was often drowned out by the thunderous reactions of the crowd. The noise never relinquished.

Stanford star Josh Childress, who would depart for the NBA after this, his junior year, would misfire early and find his way to the bench after picking up two quick fouls. Before the end of the half, he would pick up his third foul. He would finish with 15 points but you wouldn’t know it; the star would fail to shine on a day when his team needed him the most.

As the game progressed, momentum was rarely established by the Cardinal, and even when things weren’t going so well for the Huskies, the crowd refused to let them down. During the start of the second half, Stanford cut away at Washington’s ten-point halftime lead and whittled it down to one. The game remained close until the de facto fourth quarter, when Tre Simmons channeled Larry Bird and began knocking down shots like an overzealous alcoholic. With three consecutive three-pointers, Simmons brought the crowd to a fever pitch and widened the lead to an insurmountable level. With 7:00 minutes remaining, the game was all but over.

Once the final horn sounded, an immediate surge took place on center court. The Huskies had sent the Cardinal to a one-loss season and were all but assured of their spot in the NCAA tournament. A generation of fans who had never seen an upset of this magnitude celebrated with players who celebrated like champions. Allen, the senior, was hoisted onto the shoulders of people he barely knew and paraded around the arena like a soldier returning from a victorious conquest. People cried. People yelled. People jumped. Jubilation which would turn into exhaustion later on. The players, who had given every ounce of energy they could muster, alongside fans and students who had done likewise. Voices hoarse, legs tired, sweat-stained and euphoric. From afar, nothing separated the warriors from their cheering section. As one, in a moment of unadulterated joy, we were family.

The campout, the game, the celebration.

*SSN would like to thank all the individuals who contributed to the work of this Top 11 countdown: Anthony Auriemma, Amit Bhavan, Craig Bosman, Jameson Greenfield, Norman Charles Jannsen, Michael Leichner, David Pearce, Patrick Schaefer, Jeremy Webb, and Josh Webb, as well as all the Husky players and fans who made it possible. Thanks!

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