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Remember when Jim Zorn was cool?

Posted by Alex on December 18, 2008

There was a time, long, long ago when Jim Zorn was a normal guy. He was the Seahawks quarterback and a pretty darn good football player. His best friend, Steve Largent, was the top receiver in the game during the 1980′s and Zorn’s favorite target. Jim played for a winning team in a city starving for a winner. People loved him, and Jim loved life.

That was then. This is now. Now, Jim Zorn is doing a 360 backflip off the springboard, headfirst into the deep end. After referring to himself as the “worst coach in America” following his Washington Redskins’ loss on Sunday, Zorn has spent the past few days reassuring friends, family, fans, and media members that he isn’t nuts. His Redskins, who started the season 6-2, have gone 1-5 over their past six games and now sit at .500 with a 7-7 record. The team is all but eliminated from playoff contention, and Zorn has gone from an embattled first-year head coach after his inaugural ballgame, to a beloved figure after the 6-2 start, to the chopping block after his team’s recent performances. His team has been the definition of erratic.

It appears that Zorn hasn’t lost control of his team…yet. Though that could change at any moment with the lack of respect he’s shown himself. Already, Zorn has been attacked in the media by star running back Clinton Portis after making questionable lineup decisions during the recent 1-5 stretch. Zorn himself has never looked fully comfortable as the man steering the ship. He was chastised amongst the national media after his team’s first game, a loss to the New York Giants, when he roamed the sidelines with a look of abject fear across his face all game long. His job has already been questioned on more than one occasion, and with a very dedicated, very impatient fan base in D.C., Zorn will be lucky if he can manage another season with the ‘Skins.

Go to Google and search “Jim Zorn.” One of the first results that pops up is firejimzorn.com. Never a good sign. Online petitions have been formulated to oust Zorn from the other Washington. The fans, at least, are done with the former Hawks QB.

Zorn isn’t the “worst coach in America.” P.J. Carlesimo is. Everyone knows this, which is why Zorn will likely get a pass on his abrasive self-loathing. But unlike his days under center, when things seemingly came naturally to the gun-slinging southpaw, Zorn will have to conjure up a miracle in the next two weeks in order to secure a job for next season. Good luck.

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Poll Results: Polls 8 and 9

Posted by Alex on December 18, 2008

Two polls relating to our Top 11 on the most awesome Seattle sports jerseys, in two separate groupings: the first poll on numbers 11-7 on our list, the second poll on numbers 6-2.

We asked which jersey in each group you found most awesome, and the results were as follows:

Poll 8
Detlef Schrempf, Sonics 44%
Rick Mirer, Seahawks 13%
Lenny Wilkens, Sonics 13%
Willie Horton, Mariners 10%
Casey Paus, Huskies 17%
29 total votes

Poll 9
Shawn Kemp, Reversible, Sonics 5%
Jim Bouton, Pilots 0%
Mouhamed Sene, Sonics 10%
Brandon Roy, Huskies 47%
Ken Griffey, Jr., Retro logo, Mariners 36%
19 total votes

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The Top 11: Greatest Moments in Dawg Pack History, #11-7

Posted by Alex on December 18, 2008

Whether you’re a Husky fan or not, you have to appreciate the creativity of the University of Washington Men’s Basketball student section. At one point rated the #8 student section in the nation by Sports Illustrated, the Dawg Pack has spent the last half-decade entertaining fans and supporting the Huskies at Hec Edmundson Pavilion. Today, we’ll take a look at the eleven greatest moments in Dawg Pack history. Enjoy.

11. Stegosaurus; USC vs. UW; February 9, 2006.

The event: USC guard Nick Young, sporting a unique mohawk-esque hairdo not seen in these parts before, led his Trojans into Hec Edmundson Pavilion to face the Huskies. Reacting to Young’s hair, and citing the first logical being that they could think of, the Dawg Pack began chanting “Steg-o-saur-us!” at the Trojans’ star.

The aftermath: Young “reacted” by scoring 28 points to pace USC. The Huskies, however, prevailed by knocking off the men of Troy 87-73 behind 25 points from Brandon Roy. Young, who had previously sported a jheri-curled afro, adamantly stuck with his faux-hawk for the remainder of the 2005-2006 season before making a fashionable decision to trim down to a standard fade. The Dawg Pack received accolades in local print and on message boards for their creative cro-magnon chant, while Young earned credit for sporting the first faux-hawk among notable American athletes.

10. Adam Morrison Soap Day; Gonzaga vs. UW; December 4, 2005.

The event: The sixth-ranked Gonzaga Bulldogs came to Hec Ed for a non-conference matchup with the Huskies. Morrison, the Zags leading man, was regarded as one of the best players in college basketball, but boasted a quirky attitude that left him vulnerable to criticism. His shaggy appearance and “dirty Sanchez” mustache invited a number of opinions on his cleanliness to formulate. One rumor around the Gonzaga basketball program was that Morrison refused to shower, or at least shower frequently enough to meet the standards of normal, hygienic humans.

In response to this rumor, the Dawg Pack went to a local drug store and purchased hundreds of bars of soap, which they passed around the student section. One bar even made its way to the Gonzaga bench. During warmups and pregame introductions, students lofted the bars of soap high overhead and taunted the future Charlotte Bobcat with chants of “Take a shower!,” amongst other barbs.

The aftermath: Morrison, stinky and all, responded by pouring in 43 points in a losing effort as the Dawgs upset their cross-state rivals. After the game, a pouty, tempestuous Bulldog squad walked out of the arena and straight to their buses without confronting the media….and presumably without hitting the showers. Morrison would go on to win Co-National Player of the Year honors (along with Duke’s J.J. Redick) and become the third overall pick in the 2006 NBA Draft by Charlotte. He continued to let his hair grow but finally, finally trimmed his scalp in November, four years after his last haircut.

9. Poli cheech miyaya; Oregon State vs. UW; January 15, 2005.

The event: Some would call the Dawg Pack crass. Most, however, would label the UW student section as eclectic, cultured, clever, and witty. The culture of the Pack was on full display during the Huskies 2005 home matchup with the Beavers of Oregon State. With Croatian-born forward Sasa Cuic (pictured right) playing a prominent role for the ’04-’05 Beavs, a Dawg Pack member who’d housed a Croatian exchange student in recent months began spreading a phrase he’d learned from his guest. The phrase, which spelled phonetically sounded like “po-lee cheech mee-ay-uh,” roughly translated to something I cannot repeat in print here (although it had to do with, in politically correct terms, fellatious behavior).

The aftermath: After showering Cuic with Croatian every time he touched the ball, the vulgar phrase finally got to the Beaver forward while at the free-throw line in the second half. Between shots, Cuic acknowledged the Pack with laughter, which he attempted to hide in his jersey. Spotting Cuic’s momentary breakdown, Husky guard Nate Robinson encouraged more chanting of the phrase before hysterics took over a large number of the players on the court.

The Huskies went on to rout the Beavs 108-68, and Sasa “Poli Cheech” Cuic would live on for another two seasons before the forward would leave Corvallis and return to the mother land, Croatia.

8. Fast Food Night; LSU vs. UW; December 20, 2006.

The event: Twelfth-ranked Louisiana State University, led by power forward Glen “Big Baby” Davis, came to town to face the #17 Huskies in a non-conference matchup of top-25 teams. Big Baby, currently of the Boston Celtics, had undergone an impressive transformation over the 2006 season, dropping roughly 30 pounds since his team’s appearance in the Final Four in March. Crediting the South Beach Diet and a resistance to fast food for his weight loss, Davis admitted in the media that it had been very difficult maintaining his diet. Seizing a precious opportunity, the Dawg Pack sprung into action, organizing a Fast Food Night on the day of the game.

Beginning early in the day, yours truly got on air with sports radio 950 KJR to promote the evening’s event. With a positive endorsement from the on-air personalities, students urged all fans to bring as much fast food paraphernalia as they could find to the game. Later in the afternoon, Dawg Pack members went out in droves to local fast food establishments to gather pertinent items. Lucky for us, a Burger King employee had heard our message over the airwaves and also happened to be a Husky fan. He graciously donated hundreds of Burger King cardboard crowns and a lifesize cutout of “The King” himself.

A video of the pregame atmosphere in the Dawg Pack.

The aftermath: With a group of rowdy, noisy students armed with BK crowns, the BK King, and images of milkshakes, burgers, and french fries, Big Baby Davis walked into warmups unaware of the storm he had just entered into. Initially responding with laughter at the sight of the King, and jovially trading barbs with the Pack, the tormenting eventually got to Davis by the time the game began. The All-American suffered one of the worst games of his career, totaling a mere eight points on 3-11 shooting while appearing out-of-breath and exhausted throughout most of the night. The game also served as a coming-out of sorts for Husky freshman center Spencer Hawes, who dominated Davis throughout the evening and finished with 23 points and 12 rebounds. The Huskies would go on to win 88-72 in arguably their biggest win of the ’06-’07 season.

7. Dawg Pack Road Trips; UW vs. WSU, UW vs. OSU; February 19, 2005 and February 18, 2006.

The events: The Dawg Pack followed the Huskies to nearby Pullman and Corvallis in consecutive years for matchups against Washington State and Oregon State, respectively. The first Dawg Pack Road Trip took place during the ’04-’05 season as the students gathered on two charter buses and headed to the Palouse (picture at left). Upon arriving in the city that houses WSU and cites an annual Lentil Fest as their biggest municipal celebration, the Dawg Pack caravan was greeted with numerous middle fingers and other obscene gestures from the local townspeople. After making it safely into the Beasley Performing Arts Center, home to the Cougar basketball team, one fan took the liberty of exposing his naked backside to the Pack prior to tipoff.

In the second of the Dawg Pack road trips, the students made the four-hour trip south to Corvallis to watch the Huskies take on the Beavers of Oregon State. Placed strategically next to the Oregon State band, the Pack was greeted with the usual animosity of a rival school and presented with the challenge of overcoming the musical noise beside them.

The aftermath: Seated in the nether reaches of Beasley PAC’s upper rafters, the Dawg Pack provided a noisy presence all game long, cheering for the Huskies and taunting both the Washington State players and fans. With the invention of the now-infamous “Wheat Fields” chant and the last-second yell at the free-throw line, the Dawg Pack came up with two new creations which are still used today. The Dawgs responded to their home crowd by pulling away from the Cougs for a 68-55 road victory. In the following seasons, Washington State would use images of the Dawg Pack and the threat of the Pack showing up at home games as a way to sell tickets for the intra-state matchup.

At Oregon State (picture at right), the Pack quickly managed to overwhelm both the Beaver band and Beaver faithful. As the game quickly became a Husky rout, the OSU crowd began to thin and the focus of attention shifted to the clever visiting student section. Spending more time on the Jumbotron than Beaver fans, the Dawg Pack entertained the Corvallisites throughout their team’s rough performance. The Dawgs ultimately blew the Beavers out of the gym with a 96-63 victory.

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Notes: Coleman to Cal, Husky VBall All-Americans, Wroten returns

Posted by Alex on December 18, 2008

-Garfield High School Defensive Tackle Deandre Coleman, a former University of Washington commit, verbally announced his intent to attend the University of California at Berkeley next season. Coleman had been committed to the Huskies as late as October, but opted to reconsider amidst the turmoil of the 2008 UW football season. The 6’4″, 295-pound high school senior rated as a three-star recruit on Scout.com and a four-star on Rivals.com.

-Three University of Washington volleyball players were named to the All-American team yesterday, after concluding their season over the weekend. Senior hitter Jessica Swarbrick and junior libero Tamari Miyashiro were named Second Team All-Americans, while sophomore setter Jenna Hagglund made the Third Team. Swarbrick racked up the school’s highest career hitting percentage during her four-year tenure on Montlake (.406). Miyashiro recorded 586 digs, and is on pace to eclipse the UW dig record barring any setbacks in her senior season; she is currently 174 digs off the mark. Hagglund, in her second season, has filled in admirably after replacing legendary Husky setter Courtney Thompson.

-A day after writing an article on the current plight of Garfield HS sophomore Tony Wroten, Jr., a temporary court injunction allowed the 15-year-old to return to school and resume playing basketball for the Bulldogs as early as today. The injunction corresponds with a lawsuit being filed by the Wroten family against the Seattle School District. The next hearing date in the Wroten case is not until January 21st, meaning the injunction will be enforced at least through that time.

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Marbury to Cloudfarts?

Posted by Alex on December 18, 2008


“All I’ve got to do is get free. Once I get free, the team I’m going to go to, I think a lot of people will be shocked.” –Stephon Marbury, 12/16/08

Stephon Marbury is on his way to Oklahoma City to become the newest goon in Clay Bennett’s merry band of bandits. You heard it here first. How do I know this? Well personally, I’d be shocked if Marbury becomes a Cloudfart, and since Stephon himself says we’ll be shocked with the team he ends up on, that propels OKC to the forefront of the Starbury sweepstakes.

Beggars can’t be choosers, and Oklahoma City is begging on hands and knees right now. On top of that, the Cloudfarts could use some positive publicity right about now. And nothing says “positive publicity” like a me-first point guard with a shoe logo tattooed on his head (until I got to the shoe logo part, Earl Watson probably thought I was talking about him! Haha, not to worry Earl, no one cares about you….although you could probably tattoo hundreds of shoe logos on that Mars Attacks dome of yours!).

It’s not like the ‘Farts could get any worse by adding Marbury. Keep in mind, Marbury and KG made a pretty dynamic duo back in Minnesota in the late ’90′s. You think Marbury couldn’t work his magic with Kevin Durant? It’s a possibility, for sure. At this stage in his career, Steph would probably just be content to play, regardless of where it is. He would definitely get an opportunity to play in Oklahoma, and could very well start for that trainwreck of a team.

So in a couple weeks, when Stephon Marbury signs with Oklahoma City, I fully expect the AP to point a finger at Seattle Sportsnet and say, “Them, it was them, they knew it first, those guys are so smart!” And you, loyal readers, can tell your friends you knew about this story weeks in advance. This is why you keep coming back. And we reward you for it. Because we love you.

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