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Ty throws team under bus before driving away

Posted by Alex on December 8, 2008

Tyrone Willingham will not only go down as one of the biggest losers in Seattle sports history, but also as a whiny hypocrite who refused to show class in the face of adversity. Not content to leave town quietly and respectfully on the eve of his final Husky football game, Paint-Dry Ty smeared his personal reputation last week in an interview with the Chicago Tribune. Calling the UW program “downtrodden,” Willingham issued parting shots at both the university and the players he recruited to play ball for him. He then blamed race for the situation he’d been in by stating that “it has always been the downtrodden [programs] that we’ve (black coaches) had to take over.”

Tell that to new Husky head coach Steve Sarkisian, a white guy, who will be taking over the worst team in college football thanks to Willingham and his inability to coach football. Hey Ty, this has more to do with incabability than it does race. It wasn’t enough for you to just lose, you had to do it in classless fashion by taking down the people around you in the process. And this from a man who preaches ethics and class on a daily basis. It’s one of the most hypocritical stances any individual could take and one that you will likely never respond to.

Ty, we’ve dealt with your steely facade of morality for four years now and until last week it all added up. We got that you weren’t a big talker, a big emotion guy, or even that interesting a person. You didn’t win, and there was no future for you here on Montlake. But even with all the negatives surrounding you, we could at least appreciate the fact that you were turning your players into quality individuals who respected others, embodied the spirit of the university, and showed character even through the most trying of times. And then with just a few words it all came crashing down. You’re bitter, Ty, and it has nothing to do with race. If race was an issue, then why is Lorenzo Romar doing so well? Why is Tia Jackson coaching the women’s basketball team? Why are we enamored with Brandon Roy, Nate Robinson, Ken Griffey Jr., Gary Payton, and on down the list? Yeah, there are places in this country where race is most certainly an issue. But Seattle isn’t one of those places. And no one hired you as a charity case.

You walked out of our lives with a cheap shot and 14 straight losses. Remember Keith Gilbertson, your predecessor? He was nearly as bad a football coach as you, and yet is still welcome in this town. We thought his situation was tough, but he left the football team like a man, albeit reluctantly. You went down whimpering, whining, swinging, and clinging to the belief that you’ve done what is right all along. Ty, all we want from you is an explanation and an apology. You could have just left. Instead, you did your best to put an exclamation point on your status as the biggest loser in Seattle sports history. Congratulations.

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The Top 11: Christnukkazaa gifts that Seattle sports fans want, #1

Posted by Alex on December 8, 2008

Our first ten gifts can be found here and here.  Also, we’ve added this week’s poll on our first ten gifts and we’re asking you to choose your favorite. The poll can be found on the left side of your screen in our sidebar. And now here’s our number one Seattle sports-related gift for this holiday season.
1. Clay Bennett brand luggage. So you happen to be going away for awhile. You’re going to need luggage to carry all of your belongings, and Oklahoma City Thunder owner Clay Bennett wants to help you out. Clay is an expert when it comes to long-distance travel, which is why he has released a new line of luggage featuring his namesake for the holiday season.

Clay Bennett brand luggage is made from the highest quality materials on earth. Whether you’re looking for a briefcase made of albino panda skin, an orca-lined suitcase, or an American bald eagle feather fanny pack, Clay Bennett offers it all. The Clay line will make no sacrifices and cut no corners when it comes to doing what’s best for Clay’s supporters.

And Clay Bennett brand comes in a variety of shapes and sizes as well. Whether you want to tote a laptop or heck, maybe even a whole basketball team, the Clay collection can handle it all!

We’ve surveyed thousands upon thousands of Oklahomans to see how they feel about the new Clay Bennett luggage collection and here’s what they had to say.

Tulsa native Johnnie Rae Jenkins, plumber: “With Clay Bennett, I was able to pack enough luggage for a two-week vacation to visit my aunt and bruncle (brother-uncle) up north. My eight kids and fifteen-year-old wife came too!”

Piedmont native Darby Hootengrass, restaurateur: “Clay Bennett brand luggage helped me pack up my single-wide and move it up the highway to a new spot where I now make my home.”

Fairview native Esther Clumpett, candy shop owner: “At Clumpett’s Candy, we specialize in making fudge. It used to be so difficult for me to transport my fudge to all our locations around the state, but with my new luggage it’s become so much easier. Now I’m able to take as much fudge from store to store as I want. With Clay Bennett, fudgepacking has never been so easy! Thank you, Clay!”

You see! Clay Bennett brand luggage can do it all! Don’t miss out on the number one gift for this holiday season. Act now and Clay Bennett luggage can be yours!

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Poll Results: Poll #6

Posted by Alex on December 8, 2008

We asked which of our eleven Seattle draft busts of the past 25 years you considered the biggest and 43 of you responded.

With 30% of the vote (13 votes), the three-headed monster of Sonics centers Robert Swift, Johan Petro, and Mouhamed Sene was deemed Seattle’s biggest draft bust.

Former Seahawks quarterback Rick Mirer finished a close second with 23% of the vote (10 votes).

Former M’s pitcher Ryan Anderson took home the bronze (13%), followed by ex-Hawks linebacker Brian Bosworth (11%), and the number-one bust on our list Dan McGwire (9%).

One-time Sonics draft pick Scottie Pippen was the only other person on our list to receive more than vote (he received 2 votes, 4%).

Former Mariners catcher Ryan Christianson, former Mariners pitcher Roger Salkeld, and former Sonics center Rich King each received one vote. Ex-Mariner Patrick Lennon and ex-Sonic Sherell Ford did not garner any votes.

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The Top 11: Christnukkazaa gifts that Seattle sports fans want, #6-2

Posted by Alex on December 8, 2008

6. Mariners grab bag of distractions. Do you like Nintendo DS? How about hat tricks? Are you a fan of electronic video board hydro racing? What are your feelings on large, furry, loveable moose? Are you interested in creating an entire 40-man roster of bobblehead dolls?

If you’re easily entertained, suffer from attention deficit disorder, or generally don’t care much about winning, then the Mariners grab bag of distractions is the ultimate gift for you!

The Seattle Mariners organization is dedicated to doing whatever it takes to draw your attention away from the product on the field and towards just about anything else. If you have one or more of your senses intact, the Mariners have something other than baseball that will appeal to you. Take a break from that Carlos Silva meltdown and enjoy some garlic fries. Not big on Willie Bloomquist groundouts? Wander over to our in-stadium team store. Regret bringing your hyperactive kids to the game? Let them try out our jungle gym.

You can eat, shop, and play just about anywhere for an affordable price. But why sell yourself short? The Mariners want you to use that $45 ticket as your personal pass to overpriced alcohol, an expensive fast food dinner, annoying Mickey Mouse theatrics, and a 100-loss season. You gotta love these guys!

5. Richie Sexson air purifier. Richie knows a thing or two about fanning, and now that he is currently unemployed, he’s taken his expertise to the world of air purifiers. Sexson’s top of the line purifier, the Richie218 (named after his final 2008 batting average with Seattle), is unique in that it both sucks and blows. In order to fully purify the air around you, the Richie218 will first clear the room of any dust particles by sucking unclean air into its reserve holding tank. The Richie218 really sucks! Amazingly, the Richie218 will then purify that air, recycle it, and blow it back into the room, creating a fresh, clean environment. The Richie218 really blows!

Not unlike a space heater or air conditioner, the Richie218 can blow both hot and cold air. Just ask the Seattle Mariners! They’ve watched Richie blow hot air for years in their clubhouse!

4. David Stern adult diapers. We all reach a point where even the best of us lose control of our bowels. David Stern, NBA commissioner, realizes this and wants to help. Stern should know. He’s been full of crap for years!

It’s no secret why David Stern always has such a weird look on his face, no matter what he’s doing. Stern lives by the motto “when you gotta go, you gotta go.” Press conference, NBA Draft, public appearance, it doesn’t matter. When David Stern needs to use the bathroom, he need not look any further than his pants.

People often ask, “How has Stern kept that pep in his step for over two decades?” The answer has been a secret until now. The David Stern line of adult diapers comes with an inherent cooling system designed by NASA that turns human waste into minty fresh relief. Why the crazy Stern mood swings? One minute constipation, the next minute flatulation, then perspiration, and finally celebration. Amazing!

3. Oklahoma City Thunder trash can. Okay, full disclosure, there are only two things on this entire list that are actual attainable items. The ’09 Sonics calendar, believe it or not, is one, and this wonderful item is the other. What better place to put your trash than in the Oklahoma City Thunder garbage can?

I suggest you save this can for only the worst messes made around your home. Let’s say the dog craps on the rug and you need to clean it up. No better place for the waste than your OKC can. Maybe your newborn goes through fifteen diapers a day. Feel free to use your Thunder can as the designated diaper zone. No matter the waste you have to toss, the Thunder trash can can handle it all.

2. Warren Moonshine. “Hall of Famer Warren Moon here for Warren Moonshine, a homemade liquor by me, Hall of Famer Warren Moon. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, hey Warren, now why would I want some fly-by-night alcohol when I could go down to the liquor store and pick up some of that name-brand stuff right now? Well friends, I don’t think I need to tell you again but I’m going to anyways….I’m Hall of Famer Warren Moon, and this is some Hall of Fame caliber moonshine we’re talking about here! Sure, I brew this in the back of my SUV, while driving, but don’t be fooled: this is some high-quality fire water. How do you think I won Rose Bowl MVP, Grey Cup MVP, and Pro Bowl MVP before getting to the Hall of Fame? That’s right, Warren Moonshine, by me, Hall of Famer Warren Moon.”

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